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14 March 2026

The Infinite Groove: The Irrational Geometry of the Record

A vinyl record contains no circles. It is a single, continuous spiral governed by π. We examine the physical reality of the groove, the geometry that causes inner-groove distortion, and the fundamental difference between a rational digital file and a transcendental analog playback event.

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